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Satire: Osinbajo, Tinubu On EFCC’s Freeze Of Benue Account

By Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia


VP : This people will put some of us in trouble ooo !

Asiwaju : Don’t mind those brainless boys around the government always giving opposition what to use to drive public sympathy .

VP : Imagine. why on earth would Magu freeze a state government account ? Where did this man get his power from ? From which law ?

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Asiwaju : That should not be our problem .  We should make sure that we draw red line for him . A red line he must not cross without our permission . And the red line is our interests especially South West ! He must not enter any South West State with his madness except who we want to fight there .

VP : But on the legal angle , Magu’s approach has violated set down rules . As a Professor of Law , I can state that Magu is running EFCC mostly from outside constitutional set up  .

Asiwaju : Hahahahaha ! My dear , we are talking about Nigerian Politics and you are talking about law . In Nigeria , what you do in Nigeria is how to utilize default lines to your advantage . You kick only when it is against your interests . So the issue of legality can wait once our interests are protected within such illegality.

VP : Am not comfortable with this guy’s behaviour in that office . Just look at this Benue State mess again in the name of freezing  Benue State account ?

Asiwaju : Let the guy be . It is good that he is behaving that way and also respecting our interests . This guy is under our control aburo ! Do you know if the next person will even listen to us if we replace Magu?

VP : What do we do on this note ? Now , the public is turning against us on this note . Even Nigeria Governors Forum headed by a governor from our party is also kicking against that .We are just coming out from DSS controversial siege on NASS.

Asiwaju : Call Magu to unfreeze Benue State account . So that , the public will again hail you like they did when you sacked DSS DG after the failed removal attempt on Senate leadership .

VP : How long will this continue ? The set of people heading our various security institutions are people that should not be near these institutions if we are serious.

Asiwaju : Don’t disturb yourself with that.  Ours, like I told you, is to draw a red line for them which they must not cross !

The red line is that they must not enter Yoruba land with their madness without my instruction .

Politics is about interest .

VP : My image even as a pastor and also as a professor of Law is at stake.

Asiwaju : Who is talking about image here ? We are talking about our Interests  .

Meanwhile , let’s keep our eyes on these Buhari men . Just leave the politics angle for Asiwaju of Africa . Watch and see how I will end up rounding Buhari boys to myself .

Already , South West is now the beautiful bride and we shall use the advantage to get more bargain for ourselves .

Anyone can head their police , EFCC , etc. , once they don’t near our red line !

VP : But …

Asiwaju : Eeh ! There is no but here ! Once President Buhari goes , we utilize the opportunity ! When he comes back , we adjust and keep our eyes on the ball ! This is Politics 101 .

Leave this game for me !

VP : OK then.

Asiwaju : Our Media Platforms are always ready to defend our interests and push our narratives .Don’t worry , I’m in charge .

VP : Should I sack IG of Police also especially before he ( Buhari ) returns ?

Asiwaju : No No !! Allow the controversy around the sack of DSS to die down first .

Mind you that Buhari boys are not happy about the Daura sack .So for now , pipe low .

VP : OK sir .But meanwhile , I have to see that Magu of a person .

Note : This is Satire from Onyia’s fiction note .

Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia ©2018

Abuja , Nigeria

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