The Supreme Court did not raise a dead PDP, they only brought out the rotten corpse of a dead PDP for all to smell the bad odour”- Alhaji Lai Muhammed, Minister of Information, Daily Post, 15th July 2017.
I am trying my best to remain magnanimous in victory and to remain restrained but this diaper-wearing, foul-breathed, big-nosed and lying APC Minister of Information has once again brought out the worst in me.
Not only has he told yet another dirty and colossal lie but his deeply offensive and disrespectful characterisation and depiction of our great party the PDP is as inappropriate as it is provocative.
The truth is that it is the APC that are the stinking corpses and the rotting cadavers and not the PDP. They smell like rotting Chinese fish and a Calcutta brothel all rolled into one.
They stink to high heavens and they have fouled up the Nigerian space with their compelling and overwhelming stench and their fecal aroma.
They should bury their heads in shame. They sought to bury the PDP but by the grace and resurrection power of the Living God we have risen again.
They committed blasphemy and heresy by bestowing divinity and infallibility upon their ailing leader and by deifying themselves.
They came to believe that they were all-seeing, all-knowing and all-powerful. They thought that they were omniscient and omnipresent and they equated their power with that of the God of Heaven.
They sought to turn us into a nation of quislings and slaves.
They attempted to cage and impose their will on the Judiciary, the Legislature, the fourth estate of the realm (the media), the civil institutions, the opposition parties and groups and indeed all of their perceived enemies and detractors by the most violent, crude and aggressive means and through the usage of naked tyranny.
They attempted to crush, with an iron fist and steely will, all those who refused to remain silent and continued to oppose them with a lethal display and cocktail of abusive power, impunity, arrogance, brutality and propaganda.
If there were ever such a thing as a civilian dictatorship in Nigeria this was it.
They became blinded by their own delusions yet the bitter truth is that they are nothing more than a rabble-rousing gathering of incompatible bedmates, wandering spirits and vagrant souls.
They are a misguided association of pernicious liars, confirmed Luciferians, practising Satanists, accursed corpsocrats, blood-sucking ritualists, unrepentant beasts, godless coprophiliacs, gruesome undertakers and unconscionable necromancers who have a deep-seated and unbreakable covenant with the spirit of death.
They are not a political party but a satanic lodge of devil-worshippers and a cult of death. They bring nothing but death, decay and destruction.
They thrive on death, they feast on death, they wait on death and they worship death. Everything they touch results in death. It is no wonder that they have cut out the heart of our nation and almost killed Nigeria.
It is no surprise that their leader and our President has vanished into thin air for the last 70 days.
It is no wonder that his office is evidently in the grave and that, for the better part of the last two years, he has been attending a prolonged and turbulent meeting in hell, struggling with the angel of death.
What a tragedy these misfits have proved to be and what a terrible affliction and spiritual plague they have brought upon our country.
Yet it does not stop there but rather it gets worse as they become emboldened by their madness and insatiable lust for even more power.
I say this because the APC spokesman, one Bolaji Abdullahi who I gather used to be a PDP Minister until he decamped to the APC, added his own brand of disjointed verbiage to the discourse when he advised the PDP “not to push their luck too far” by thinking that they will come back to power in 2019.
One question of relevant here: is this faceless, conflicted and strange little man God?
Can he tell us what will or will not happen tomorrow with any precision or certainty?
Is he led and guided by the Holy Spirit or by his own carnal delusions and lust for everlasting power.
What a cheeky, self-serving, self-righteous and intellectually dishonest young man this is. What a nerve he has.
Let him be warned that the game has just started and now that the PDP has reclaimed its soul again we shall provide the kind of relentless and unsparing opposition that will keep them on their toes and that will give him and his other party members grey hairs and sleepless nights.
He mocks those of us that are facing politically-motivated criminal charges and malicious prosecution and he seeks to indict us for, according to him, “failing Nigerians for 17 years”.
He forgets that his mentor, the Senate President, has just been through a similar ordeal and barely escaped it by the skin of his teeth.
He forgets that when they are kicked out of power in 2019 both he and virtually the entire APC Federal Government will most certainly be called to account, prosecuted and sent to jail for the monstrous atrocities that they have committed in the last two years.