Trump Appoints Mulvaney New Chief Of Staff As Nobody Else Wanted The Job
President of the United States of America, Mr. Donald Trump couldn’t find a new chief of staff, so he named Mick Mulvaney as the acting chief of staff.
Trump announced via Twitter:
“I am pleased to announce that Mick Mulvaney, Director of the Office of Management & Budget, will be named Acting White House Chief of Staff, replacing General John Kelly, who has served our Country with distinction. Mick has done an outstanding job while in the Administration….”
“I look forward to working with him in this new capacity as we continue to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! John will be staying until the end of the year. He is a GREAT PATRIOT and I want to personally thank him for his service!”
Politico’s Ben White had this one nailed:
“This snippet from @morningmoneyben turned out to be spot-on. All of the other candidates turned Trump down.”
Even Chris Christie turned Trump down, so the president had no one else to turn to, so he had to name Mulvaney to the job.
“Trump could not find a single competent and qualified candidate who wanted to work with him in the White House”, according to some media report.
“The scandals are a big reason why there isn’t anyone out there who wants to commit career suicide.
“The other problem is working for Trump is certain to end in disaster.
Trump doesn’t listen to any advice that he gets, so any chief of staff would be wasting their time by taking the job”, the report continues.
People want to be chief of staff because of the power and influence that they would have on policy, but under Trump, the chief of staff has no influence.
“They are a glorified babysitter who has to stop this president from doing stupid and illegal things.
“It is a job that no one should want, which is why Trump had to turn to Mulvaney because no one on the outside wants anything to do with Trump,” the report ends.